First World Problems i

“As we stood outside in the cold, watching the flames incinerate our house and all of our possessions, I cast a wary eye at her, with her singed purple bathrobe, and the ash on her face and in her hair and all over her semi-ironic monster truck show tee, and I broke the news as gently as I could: “Baby, I know we need clothes, but if we go to the store now, we could end up on People Of Walmart.”