I was planning on what to have for lunch today. So I checked out the weather forecast and it said it’d stop raining half an hour before lunch break. Therefore I decided to go out instead of placing my order for Thai together with half the office. Unfortunately the forecast was moot, it poured like a monsoon and I’m angry with how these meteorologists messed it up for me.
I want my hands to be clean before my restaurant meal. So I have to cleanse them in the restroom. But I can’t get out without opening the restroom door, which transfers germs to my hand again #FWP
After flying back from France I took a taxi home from the airport. About half-way home I put on the longest of the four versions that I have of Mozart’s 41st Symphony on my iPod, and listened to it through my high-quality noise cancelling headphones. The taxi arrived at my house about 3 minutes before the end of the final movement such that the final climactic finish never came. I could have continued indoors, but it would not have been the same. #firstworldproblems
I got a new refrigerator with a fancy big ice dispenser. It is bigger than any of my cup tops. This makes all of my ice fall to the floor and I have to kick it under the refrigerator because I can’t pick up slippery ice cubes. In addition the water comes out a different area and sprays you. It makes it look like you pissed yourself.