Helis Broken

19 Jun , 2015  

Oh god, the helicopter is broken, I have to use a car, what has the world come to?

School Psychologist Intern

19 Jun , 2015  

I just graduated with my master’s degree and have completed a 1200 hr internship. Now I have to decide whether I should live rent free with parents or Move in a place of my own.

Too much milk in my machiato

19 Jun , 2015  

The barista put milk in my espresso machiato, making it very heavy and nearly undrinkable. I manned up and drank it.

OMG ! WHICH WATER PARK?

19 Jun , 2015  

We have too many water parks around that it’s become a real PITA to pick on up..

,

Diamond shoes

19 Jun , 2015  

My diamond shoes are too tight

Phone Charger

19 Jun , 2015  

I’m in my bed, but the charging cable is too short for me to comfortably use my phone in my bed whilst it’s charging. WHY IS MY LIFE SO HARD 🙁

great job? no thanks

19 Jun , 2015  

I have a great job. That I don’t want to go to. For no reason.

I just wanna stay at home and be a dog-mom, but I can’t do that and still make lots of money.

3 cars

19 Jun , 2015  

I lost my position from 3rd to 4th in 3 cars. I haven’t played in 3 months and this was the reason I lost my position. It depresses me how one position can change my whole status in the leaderboard

Tough lunch

19 Jun , 2015  

I was planning on what to have for lunch today. So I checked out the weather forecast and it said it’d stop raining half an hour before lunch break. Therefore I decided to go out instead of placing my order for Thai together with half the office. Unfortunately the forecast was moot, it poured like a monsoon and I’m angry with how these meteorologists messed it up for me.

I prefer Grande

19 Jun , 2015  

I went to Starbucks to order my usual grande decaf soy latte with caramel drizzle , but they messed up my order and gave me a TALL.

NO SEEDERS

11 Jun , 2015  

100MB internet, not enough seeders.

, ,

Pasquale

11 Jun , 2015  

last night i went to bed and i started to fuck my wifes brains out then her shitty son pasquale busa calls to ask for apple then she jumped of my dick with out swallowing

Not independent

11 Jun , 2015  

Have post graduate degree and trying to be independent, professional but men who make waaaaay more money than me (and don’t have student loans) want to take care of me.

Wrong Açai Delivery

10 Jun , 2015  

Asked for strawberry chantilli in my Açai and received chocolate instead. #FWP

Hotel Hairdryer

10 Jun , 2015  

On a recent European vacation the hairdryer in our hotel room was so powerful that it melted the nylon bristles on my brush.

don’t throw that piece of glass out on the road

10 Jun , 2015  

Don’t throw that piece of glass out into the road. It might pop somebody’s tire.

,

Earning too much money

10 Jun , 2015  

I cried myself to sleep last night because I had to decline a 6-figure job offer because it wasn’t helpful to my career. Now I have to treat myself to a day spa to get over the pain.

, ,

Apple Watch Sad Face

10 Jun , 2015  

My Apple Watch didn’t register the correct distance on my 10k around Regents Park. #FWP

I can’t get out of the restroom without getting germs again

10 Jun , 2015  

I want my hands to be clean before my restaurant meal. So I have to cleanse them in the restroom. But I can’t get out without opening the restroom door, which transfers germs to my hand again #FWP

No Beach Pass

10 Jun , 2015  

I have to pay $400 for a beach parking pass in Westport, CT when Weston, CT gets one for $150. My town of Wilton, CT is not WASPY enough to qualify for the discount.

,

Air Conditioning

10 Jun , 2015  

The air conditioning in my Audi does not work as well as my wife’s BMW. #FWP

,

Taxed too much!

10 Jun , 2015  

I’m being taxed too much due to my high salary; I need to work less, to try to get into a lower tax bracket.

Cancelled Trip

10 Jun , 2015  

The school was supposed to go to Six Flags tomorrow and I was staying home so that I didn’t have to do school work. The trip is cancelled.

Lost control while looking for the other contrl

10 Jun , 2015  

Lost the control for the television while looking for the control for the Blu-ray box.

Internet is not being installed for 2 more days

10 Jun , 2015  

I just moved. The internet is not being installed for 2 more days and I don’t know which box my mobile hot spot is in.

Taxi ride too short for symphony

10 Jun , 2015  

After flying back from France I took a taxi home from the airport. About half-way home I put on the longest of the four versions that I have of Mozart’s 41st Symphony on my iPod, and listened to it through my high-quality noise cancelling headphones. The taxi arrived at my house about 3 minutes before the end of the final movement such that the final climactic finish never came. I could have continued indoors, but it would not have been the same. #firstworldproblems

Lost Keys

10 Jun , 2015  

My daughter dropped my keys to my Escalade in the pool so I had to drop my kids off at their private school in my custom golf cart! #FWP

Internet too slow!

10 Jun , 2015  

The 60Mbit internet is too slow running at 30Mbit

Laptop battery

10 Jun , 2015  

Have to plug in laptop after 6 hours of use. So annoying

,

Lobster

10 Jun , 2015  

Took 5 fishmongers to find a lobster. What’s wrong with this town?

Watch this

10 Jun , 2015  

My Tag Heuer is off for maintenance. I went to the beach this weekend, and got sand in the bezel of my Omega. Now it has to be sent out to get the sand out of it.

Buying a truck

10 Jun , 2015  

I want to buy an old truck,

and I can’t find the perfect one in my budget..

Holiday Decision Ahead

10 Jun , 2015  

My husband and I just dont know wether we should buy a bigger car with a new caravan or a mobile home. We had several of both in the past, but now we are just so… don’t know. Life is hard!

, , ,

Wine Excess

10 Jun , 2015  

My temperature-controlled wine room is full, and I worry that some of the wine will go bad before I can drink it.

, , ,

Pinning Problems

10 Jun , 2015  

I have exceeded my rate limit on pinterest.

Biggest decision of the day

10 Jun , 2015  

The biggest decision of my day is deciding which Instagram filter to use on a selfie!

Re-log in

10 Jun , 2015  

After i bought this galaxy s6 i’ll have to re-log in at all my social network accounts

Hot Car

10 Jun , 2015  

I have to let my jaguar xf out because the garage in my castle can’t hold all my cars together

My polo club

10 Jun , 2015  

My polo club is lowering the requirement for this years teams to 16 goals from the usual 20. Is there a money shortage??

Sanitation Problems

10 Jun , 2015  

The Dyson Hand Dryers in the toilet at work are broken #slightlymoisthands

pasq

10 Jun , 2015  

when i want to have sex with her she was trying to give me a bj then her son tried to stop it Pasquale

Jacuzzi lights

10 Jun , 2015  

New jacuzzi lights are too dark so I can’t see the time on my Rolex. #FWP

Ice Cubes

10 Jun , 2015  

I got a new refrigerator with a fancy big ice dispenser. It is bigger than any of my cup tops. This makes all of my ice fall to the floor and I have to kick it under the refrigerator because I can’t pick up slippery ice cubes. In addition the water comes out a different area and sprays you. It makes it look like you pissed yourself.
#hidingicecubesandlookinglikeIwaspissedon

Birthday Present

10 Jun , 2015  

For my birthday my mom bought me a $70 cake from her favorite bakery as my only present from her, quite inconsiderate of her considering I’m vegan.

Milkshake

25 May , 2015  

My son cried and refused his milkshake because it has a lid on it #firstworldproblems

,

My TV doesn’t work

25 May , 2015  

It’s Monday and my parent’s old 40 inch TV isn’t getting installed in my bedroom until Tuesday.

I have too much money

25 May , 2015  

I can afford more expensive audio equipment than I have now; but my hearing isn’t good enough to tell the difference between the expensive stuff and what I already have.

,

I have too many race bikes

25 May , 2015  

The electronic gearshifting on my carbon fiber race bike needs recharging so I have to use my aluminum race bike. #FWP

,

Sandwich

21 May , 2015  

My sandwich had to many toppings on it and when I bit into it, my mouth cramped up #FWP

Hollywood Princess

20 May , 2015  

I’m an internationally famous, multi-millionaire, Hollywood-princess, actress but the Cannes film festival makes me wear high heels on the red carpet. #FWP