I have too much cash in my wallet and it hurts my butt when I sit. #FML #FWP

Won a sales campaign at work and was awarded a day off to play golf with my director.  Already had the day scheduled off to play golf elsewhere #FirstWorldProblems #FWP

Can’t decide whether to stay oceanfront at an all-inclusive resort or 9 mins away with a group of friends while vacationing in Jamaica! #FirstWorldProblems

The sunlight in my corner office causes glare on my computer screen. I have to close the blinds. #FWP

My friend doesn’t have an iPhone so I couldn’t text him from my macbook

I had to watch a 3D movie because I didn’t want to wait for the 2D showtime.

My in flight movie was longer than my flight

I have no place to put my leftovers from dinner because I have too much food in my fridge.

I want to take a shit but the maid is cleaning the bathroom.

I just spent $300 on groceries, opened my fridge and didn’t feel like eating any of it…

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