“I have to get dressed so that I don’t look too lazy when I go out to pay the gardener.”
(submitted by lifetheuniverseandeverythinginit)
First World Problems i
“I cant find the right balance between my fan and my electric blanket.”
(submitted by connormackenzie)
“I went to go babysit for an hour and the kids didn’t know what their own wi-fi password was.”
(submitted by princess-absahail)
“I type so fast that my expensive fake nails keep hitting the wrong keys.”
(submitted by krissy-a-s)
“The only power socket near my massage chair is “Plasma Display Only”.”
(submitted by chrmzn)
“I want to enjoy my beer in the garden but the wifi doesn’t work out there.”
(submitted by loveiseveryone)
“I get embarrassed while I watch the maid wash my dirty lacy underwear that require to be handwashed.”
(submitted by Gece)
“Another Asian person set next to me on the bus. Now people probably think he’s my dad.”
(submitted by iamrebelspy)
“I can’t fit a cocktail table in my family room because it blocks the foot rest on my reclining sofa.”
(submitted by AEF)
