I have too much cash in my wallet and it hurts my butt when I sit. #FML #FWP
Won a sales campaign at work and was awarded a day off to play golf with my director. Already had the day scheduled off to play golf elsewhere #FirstWorldProblems #FWP
Can’t decide whether to stay oceanfront at an all-inclusive resort or 9 mins away with a group of friends while vacationing in Jamaica! #FirstWorldProblems
The sunlight in my corner office causes glare on my computer screen. I have to close the blinds. #FWP
My friend doesn’t have an iPhone so I couldn’t text him from my macbook
I had to watch a 3D movie because I didn’t want to wait for the 2D showtime.
My in flight movie was longer than my flight
I have no place to put my leftovers from dinner because I have too much food in my fridge.
I want to take a shit but the maid is cleaning the bathroom.
I just spent $300 on groceries, opened my fridge and didn’t feel like eating any of it…
The free coffee at work sucks
My 8 year old wants to submit on FWP but left her iPad mini in the van, so now I have to do it.
My girlfriend wants to have sex but I just jerked off 15 minutes ago.
Uggggh! I just got the iPhone 5s and they just announced the release of the 6 next month! Now I have to go back to Verizon and wait in line again #FML
My Wifi just went down for 1 hour….FML #FirstWorldProblems #FWP
I hate wearing underwear unless it’s my Tommy John’s…and I get pissed off when I have to wear other underwear because I only do laundry once a month. #FWP #FirstWorldProblems
My Poodle can’t get a haircut today because of the humidity outside…ugh, so annoyed with stupid global warming! #FirstWorldProblems #FWP
#Starbucks #StarbucksProblems #FWP #FirstWorldProblems
Ordered a Tall, but got a Small…I don’t understand! #Starbucks #StarbucksProblems #FWP #FirstWorldProblems
Ugh, how can I sleep when the fountain outside my window is so loud! #FirstWorldProblems #FWP
I can’t decide what Pillow type to get because I sleep in all sorts of different positions. #FirstWorldProblems #FWP
My fat pants are now just pants.
The one day I try to sleep in, my maid wakes me up.
I hate my job, but I make to much money to justify finding a new one.
I changed my email password and now I have to re-enter it individually into my desktop mail app, iPad, and iPhone
I’m hungry… but not for any of the food in my house.
My masseuse is busy this Thursday. I’ll have to wait till Tuesday.
I’m annoyed that my family only takes vacations to Costa Rica since we bought a house there.
I have too much chips for my dip, but if I open more dip, I’ll have too much dip for my chips.
Wife bought me a Google Chrome Cast, now I have more HDMI devices than I have HDMI inputs.
I can’t find my favorite pair of pants. They must be in my closet in my second home.
My Home Owners Association won’t heat the pool enough to use it on windy days.
My Mercedes has heated seats but doesn’t have a heated steering wheel and it was really really cold yesterday.
My oldest son is watching the 50-inch TV; my youngest son is playing Xbox on the 45-inch TV; and my daughter is watching a Blu-ray on the 40-inch TV; so I have to watch my TV show on the 10-inch iPad.