“I couldn’t get pizza delivered to my summer home the first day I was visiting because I had forgot my address.”
(submitted by nataliegales)
First World Problems i
“It cost me six bucks on a four-dollar order before I could get the barista at Starbucks to notice that I was putting money in the tip jar.”
“The checkout guy at Whole Foods didn’t think it was funny when I asked if they accepted foodie stamps.”
“I lost the cultural moment when the emotion that sitcoms were supposed to inspire in people was maudlinity. Also, I don’t think maudlinity is a word.”
“Some chick asked me what I would do with 10 million bucks. I told her I’d wonder where the rest of my money went.”
(submitted by flyinathlete)
“The pressure to have an opinion about the Avengers movie is like a physical weight on my back.”
“I’m really disappointed in the quality of these Victorian clip art samples I’ve downloaded to make my ironic webcomic.”
(submitted by calamityjon)
“The fact that I’m paying money for Hulu+ and I have to watch political campaign ads fills me with suicidal despair.”
“The rental car I got on vacation had plates from a different state than the one I was visiting, so I looked like a tourist.”
(submitted by candycollector)
“The jazz music playing in this cafe is drowning out the sound of me typing on my laptop. Now how are people supposed to know I’m working on my novel?”
(submitted by kuaara)
“I want to go for a walk around the neighborhood but I can’t until I find one of the six iPhones in my house that plays my walking music.”
(submitted by lukielau)
