My 8 year old wants to submit on FWP but left her iPad mini in the van, so now I have to do it.

My girlfriend wants to have sex but I just jerked off 15 minutes ago.

Uggggh! I just got the iPhone 5s and they just announced the release of the 6 next month! Now I have to go back to Verizon and wait in line again #FML

My Wifi just went down for 1 hour….FML  #FirstWorldProblems #FWP

I hate wearing underwear unless it’s my Tommy John’s…and I get pissed off when I have to wear other underwear because I only do laundry once a month. #FWP #FirstWorldProblems

My Poodle can’t get a haircut today because of the humidity outside…ugh, so annoyed with stupid global warming! #FirstWorldProblems #FWP

#Starbucks #StarbucksProblems #FWP #FirstWorldProblems

Ordered a Tall, but got a Small…I don’t understand! #Starbucks #StarbucksProblems #FWP #FirstWorldProblems

Ugh, how can I sleep when the fountain outside my window is so loud! #FirstWorldProblems #FWP

I can’t decide what Pillow type to get because I sleep in all sorts of different positions. #FirstWorldProblems #FWP

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