I changed my email password and now I have to re-enter it individually into my desktop mail app, iPad, and iPhone

I’m hungry… but not for any of the food in my house.

My masseuse is busy this Thursday. I’ll have to wait till Tuesday.

I’m annoyed that my family only takes vacations to Costa Rica since we bought a house there.

I have too much chips for my dip, but if I open more dip, I’ll have too much dip for my chips.

Wife bought me a Google Chrome Cast, now I have more HDMI devices than I have HDMI inputs.

I can’t find my favorite pair of pants. They must be in my closet in my second home.

My Home Owners Association won’t heat the pool enough to use it on windy days.

My Mercedes has heated seats but doesn’t have a heated steering wheel and it was really really cold yesterday.

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