It isn't easy being a privileged citizen of a developed nation. This blog is a catalog of the unending ways it's lonely at the top. Contact the honkies in charge at [email protected] and tell us how you've suffered.
“Our apologies for the lack of content, but this site’s administrator has been hard at work on a new book and some exciting services you can buy, thus keeping him from becoming homeless and therefore substantially removed from the essence of First World Problems. Normally programming will resume tomorrow. In the meanwhile, bust out your credit cards!”
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