It isn't easy being a privileged citizen of a developed nation. This blog is a catalog of the unending ways it's lonely at the top. Contact the honkies in charge at [email protected] and tell us how you've suffered.
“I have a friend who buys cheap vodka, because he says it’s just basic grain liquor, and one is as effective as another. Imagine! In this day and age, someone who drinks to get drunk!”
