First World Problems i
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“My sister hit me with her wallet and it bruised because it was so heavy.”
(submitted by Tom Wheeler)
“I hate when my iPad and iPhone tell me they’re low on batteries because the angry red alert makes me feel like I’ve failed them.”
(submitted by fearlessjones)
“My Harley isn’t fooling anybody.”
“I want to get a soda, but my mini-fridge is shorter than my indoor hammock.”
(Submitted by Tia)
“I need to go to the supermarket but the Viagra hasn’t worn off yet.”
(submitted by Dean McCallion)
“My girlfriend wanted me to give her expensive chocolates for Valentine’s Day. I wanted her to give me a girlfriend that wasn’t fat. It was a real Gift of the Magi scenario.”
“I don’t think all the people in the factory I own in El Salvador realize how great an opportunity to better themselves I’m offering them.”
“My back hurts from carrying my $2000 laptop around.”
(submitted by xxleprecaunxx)
“It took forever to get DirecTV to work on our friend’s 130’ sailing yacht over Thanksgiving.”
(submitted by ddub90-deactivated20120210)
“It’s very difficult to choose which foreign soccer teams to root for, especially ones to which I have no connection whatsoever.”
“During dinner, we were trying to split the bill fairly. Sadly, none of us had bills smaller than a 50.”
(submitted by heyitslouise)
