First World Problems i
Useful resources
“I have an essay to write, and Microsoft spell check doesn’t think “heteronormativity” is a word.”
(submitted by pepilucibom)
“I put a bandaid on my thumb and now I can only text with one hand.”
(submitted by nyaaaaah)
“I don’t know exactly how to formulate an effective protest against laws that work in my favor.”
“It’s nap time and my housekeeper is not done cleaning. How will I sleep?”
(submitted by letskillthelawyers)
“I’m finding it difficult to sit comfortably because of the massive amount of change I keep inside of my pocket that I refuse to spend to avoid looking poor.”
(submitted by shahdawg)
“Something something Hunger Games something black people something.”
“It sucks that I have a check so large that I can’t deposit it using my iPhone app.”
(submitted by bcerkvenik)
“Both of my Kindles are out of juice. How am I supposed to read tonight?”
(submitted by dirtyfootedhippie)
“I coined the term ‘booty sleep’ and it’s not catching on.”
“The robot that brought me my fresh gourmet cupcake from the 24-hour cupcake automat in Beverly Hills moved too slow.”
(submitted by Kelly)
