“I’m thinking of switching churches. The one I go to now leans on the God stuff pretty heavily.”
“My anti-royalist tendencies are clashing with my Anglophile tendencies.”
“I had a joke about how difficult it was to get new followers for my Tumblr blog, but it seemed too meta.”
“I’d like to help the people of Myanmar, but is it my fault that the country’s lack of video-phones has produced a lack of sympathy-grabbing footage?”
“I’m having trouble figuring how many ethnic characters to include in my novel to achieve a balance between racism and tokenism.”
“If I had a dollar for all the time I’ve spent downloading new versions of Graphic Converter, I could afford to buy a basic version of PhotoShop.”
“I can’t find a warehouse store that properly reflects my status as an independent voter.”
“I haven’t been able to find a living room suite that properly expresses my whimsical love of ponies.”
“I’ve started shopping at the indie bookstore now that my local Borders has shut down, and I think they’re giving me dirty looks.”
“It’s getting harder and harder to work into a conversation the fact that I spent a semester in college hanging out in Peru.”
“My knowledge of minor He-Man villains isn’t proving the career asset I’d hoped it would.”
“What is my choice of imported cheese saying about me?”
