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“My Tumblr reached 100 entries and it turns out there’s no cash prize.”

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April 27, 2011 @ 12:53 AM

“I think my alcoholism is beginning to cross over from charming to sloppy.”

April 26, 2011 @ 12:02 AM 2 notes

“I was up until 3 A.M. having a heated Wikipedia Talk Page debate over the difference between a model and a supermodel.”

April 25, 2011 @ 12:45 AM 4 notes

“I want a Hulkbusters-themed wedding cake. My wife wants a Dance in the Vampire Bund-themed wedding cake. Now I don’t know if I even WANT to get married.”

April 23, 2011 @ 12:02 AM 3 notes

“When I watch European football matches on my premium cable, I can’t simultaneously speak with my old law school roommate living in London, because there is an inexplicable 5-second delay of the broadcast on my end, and his early outbursts of excitement really ruin the whole thing for me.”

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April 22, 2011 @ 12:36 AM 2 notes

“Being a devotee of arbitrary futility, I was a big Red Sox fan for years. Now that they’ve won a couple of World Series, I’m not sure what to do. I suppose I could switch to the Cubs, but, well…”

April 19, 2011 @ 12:45 AM

“My office’s UV-filter water fountain gets so cold I get tooth-freeze when I drink it too quickly.”

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April 18, 2011 @ 12:20 AM 1 note

“I’d hate for people to think I buy my t-shirts at Goodwill because I’m poor, instead of as a fashion statement.”

April 17, 2011 @ 12:38 AM 1 note

“My retirement portfolio is strongly vested in zombie-apocalypse-related stocks.”

April 16, 2011 @ 12:09 AM 1 note

“I am paralyzed with indecision about which iPhone flashlight application to use.”

April 15, 2011 @ 12:21 AM

“It’s really a hassle trying to remember the passwords to all five of my bank accounts.”

April 14, 2011 @ 12:59 AM 1 note

“I’ve bought seven really expensive electronic devices this year, and I can only get Netflix streaming on five of them.”

April 13, 2011 @ 12:12 AM 1 note