First World Problems i
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“When Tumblr’s server is down, my world collapses.”
(submitted by obsessionsareagirlsbf)
“When I was a kid, I hated how my mother dressed me. If I’d have known it was going to be hip by the time I hit 35, I wouldn’t have cried as much.”
“Once, 95% of popular culture was aimed at men. Now it’s only like 90%, and I’m feeling excluded.”
“Twitter updated its iPad app with a blue icon. Curses, Twitter, I have enough blue icons already!”
(submitted by defomicron)
“I blew all my painkillers on killing pain.”
“I called a guy a hillbilly the other day when I think he was really just a redneck.”
“I got my karma mixed up with my kismet.”
“I think I’m getting stodgy in my old age. I heard someone describe Rick Perry as “authentic” the other day and it was five whole minutes before I started laughing.”
“My vitamin gummies melted when I left them in my BMW on a hot day. Now I have to buy a new bag that aren’t all flat and smushed together.”
(submitted by jakestein)
