First World Problems i
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“It turns out the cute girl in my math class who buys her clothes at the thrift store isn’t making a statement against consumerism - she’s really just poor.”
(submitted by kuaara)
“I’ve had to create a spreadsheet to keep track of all the stuff I’ve bought on QVC and the Home Shopping Network.”
(submitted by Alice)
“The battery on my cell phone died while I was looking up Human Rights Watch’s website to see what country I should buy my fair use coffee from. I guess I’ll just drink tea this week.”
“I’ve been thinking about getting one of those new cars from India or China. The hipster cred will surely outweigh the safety risk.”
“Something something tenth anniversary of 9/11.”
“I’ve started to get into Japanese whiskey, but I’m not sure if I really like it or I’m just fooled by the incredibly high price.”
“I think I’m both overusing and misusing the word ‘aggregate’.”
“I’m beginning to question my own commitment to metrosexuality.”
“Take not pictures of the people of Wal-Mart, lest ye become a person of Wal-Mart.”
“If I’m taking anti-anxiety medication to deal with anxiety caused by my hypochondria, doesn’t that mean that I actually am sick?”
“Since sexual harassment became illegal I don’t feel pretty anymore.”
(submitted by nyhbi)
