First World Problems i
“I live rent free in a three-bedroom house with a garden in North London with easy access to Central London, but I hate the wallpaper in my bedroom.”
(submitted by kashon)
“I learned so much about Japanese culture so I could appreciate all the references in anime that I missed the last decade or so of what happened in American culture.”
“Brazil was gorgeous, but the favelas really ruined the experience on my way to the resort.”
(submitted by trk)
“I’ve started actively rooting for the cancellation of “Game of Thrones” because there’s just too many good shows on Sunday night for me to watch.”
“This screenplay I wrote is so far past post-ironic that it’s actually approaching ironic again from the other direction.”
“I used to think it was cool to be quiet and keep to myself, but now I’m worried that my neighbors will believe that I’m a serial killer.”
“I have fallen into a bathroom synchronization with a guy at work who I never usually speak to.”
(Submitted by sburko)
“My gardener’s suggestion that my cilantro peach salsa is not “authentic” has me wondering if he really is from Mexico.”
(submitted by aaadinosaur)
“My laptop battery isn’t quite long enough for me to watch the Blu-ray version of Avatar, and my summer cabin doesn’t have electricity.”
(submitted by at342)
