First World Problems i
“I quit segregating the white from the colored laundry as a protest against linguistic ethnocentrism, but now my nice white shirts are all dingy.”
(submitted by Nate)
“I want to start smoking to complete the “Disenfranchised Poet” look that I have been cultivating with my wardrobe. But I hate the smell of smoke, and the e-cigarettes require a USB port to charge and I have none available on my PC.”
(submitted by wurldkup)
“Every time I download a language learning app in order to be able to order food ‘authentically’ at my favorite ethnic restaurants, the waiter asks me to confirm my order in English.”
(submitted by archael2)
“I’m starting to feel the same way about people who drink Gatorade even though they aren’t athletic that athletic people who drink water instead of Gatorade feel about me.”
“My iPad 3 doesn’t warm my lap as much as my MacBook Pro.”
(submitted by snowflakesofdeathmetal)
“My scent coordinator and my clutter specialist have clashing philosophies.”
“My au pair and my gardener are socializing too much. What should I do?”
(submitted by jerseygirl09)
“I can’t pay the property taxes on my second garage after buying the classic muscle cars I filled the first one with.”
(submitted by thewiredslain)
“My neighbor called me a jogger, and I argued with him for so long that I forgot to go for a run.”
“I have to turn down the bass in my car to look in the rear view mirror.”
(Submitted by Will)
