First World Problems i
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“I’m having trouble deciding whether masturbating to video game heroines exploits women or not.”
“It’s impossible for me to get past the fact that the green beans are touching the mashed potatoes.”
(submitted by eviscerae)
“I want to do my horoscope but I want to figure out which planet is the hippest.”
“I just can’t support a charity that doesn’t have its own colored ribbon.”
“This is the 21st century. What possible reason can there be that I can’t do jury duty online?”
“I can no longer keep track of all the circumstances under which the terrorists win.”
“All my jokes revolve around pop-culture references, which my kids don’t get. By the time I finish explaining them the joke isn’t funny anymore.”
“Because porn is so accessible and easy to find, masturbation doesn’t last as long and I miss the thrill of the hunt.”
(submitted by gangreneday)
