“I opened my Blu-Ray of “Cul-de-Sac” (I’ve had the Japanese DVD for years and I know it by heartbut I wanted to look at the Blu-Ray disc for the weekend after my surgery), and the case somehow shattered. Anyone have a spare clear Blu-Ray Amaray case (the kind Criterion uses)? I ain’t paying $9 from the Criterion site.”
(actual question posed by my friend Davey)
“I feel compelled to thank the Siri software on my iPhone 4S for fear of offending it.”
(submitted by Lauren Estabrook-Ramirez)
“I wanted to make a post about how Steve Jobs was a terrible person who exploited Chinese child labor, but the battery on my iPad was running low.”
“There aren’t enough 24-hour delivery places in this town.”
“I can only express my civic pride through foodstuffs.”
“I stayed up late working on a project for work, and now I’m too tired to go, so I’m going to stay up a while longer thinking of a reason to call in sick.”
“I keep forgetting that when I make references to the century, I now have to clarify which one.”
“I have a friend who buys cheap vodka, because he says it’s just basic grain liquor, and one is as effective as another. Imagine! In this day and age, someone who drinks to get drunk!”
