First World Problems i
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“I saw the date on the ‘YOU MUST HAVE BEEN BORN BEFORE ____ TO BUY CIGARETTES’ notice at the gas station and had a panic attack.”
“The distance we are traveling is not far enough to heat up the seat heaters.”
(submitted by lolportlandraves)
“I communicate with my girlfriend more through e-mail alerts than face-to-face.”
“The rain is falling just fast enough to require windshield wipers, but just slow enough to where the first speed setting seems like overkill.”
(submitted by Skits)
“The new Coke cans sponsoring Arctic preservation are white, so my palate gets confused, expecting Diet Coke.”
“My beach house isn’t close enough to the beach.”
(submitted by dbrennan)
“I’ve gone from liking cheap beer because it’s trendy to liking cheap beer because it’s cheap.”
“I feel like I didn’t make the most of my extra hour from Daylight Savings Time.”
“Amazon ran out of the color of survival knife I wanted.”
(submitted by ukle)
“I didn’t pay my internet bill, so I had to watch porn on my iPhone last night.”
(submitted by Dirty Pervert)
