“My phone doesn’t have a data plan, so all I can do on it is text and call people.”
(submitted by why-dont-we-just-dance)
First World Problems i
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“I tried to make it up to the Indians today, but there are only so many discounted cigarettes a man can smoke.”
“I had to turn on the subtitles for my favorite cable show because the furnace vent was too loud.”
(submitted by Corimu Fagui)
“I didn’t have the ingredients to make what I wanted for dinner, so I drove to the store. But there’s a McDonald’s on the way, so I stopped and got sandwiches, and by the time I got to the grocery store, I’d already eaten.”
“The app that picks hot apps for me didn’t auto-update, so I had actually figure out what app to download.”
“I’m not sure which percentage I am, because I was always really bad at math.”
“I went to Japan and all the cool touristy stuff I wanted to do was way the hell out of town. So I just played video games and got take-out most of the trip.”
“My right hand gets cold when i use my desktop computer.”
(submitted by somekindofhipster)
“The vast majority of my life decisions are made on the basis of whether or not I’ve already taken my pants off.”
“I’m irritated at the amount of fees I had to pay on this car I won in a sweepstakes drawing.”
“My media library is becoming obsolete faster than I can update my top 100 lists.”
“The fudge stripe pattern inside my son’s Jamocha shake cup today was really messy looking, so I had to throw it away and demand another one.”
(submitted by sh1)
