“I have no idea how to reheat my leftover omelette, so I guess I’ll just have to drive to the restaurant and order another one.”
(submitted by followtawny)
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“Nobody believes me when I describe my cocaine habit as “retro”.”
“I like Mexican wrestling and Japanese wrestling more than American wrestling, and I’m worried this makes me unpatriotic.”
(Thanks to Glen Stone for mentioning FWP in the Toronto Sun!)
“I wish I hadn’t used all my pain pills for non-pain-related purposes.”
“I lost the Buddha bead bracelet I bought outside a temple in Tibet… and I’d feel like a cheap fraud wearing the identical bracelet I recently found at the mall.”
(submitted by normanl1981)
“I was going to write an angry blog post about the state of the free WiFi in this mall, but, you know, no WiFi.”
(submitted by michaelbirks)
“I have to wear a regular motorcycle helmet because the two Bluetooth models I purchased can’t share music with each other.”
(submitted by electrawoman)
“I was always told learning languages would make me a more valuable employee, but I can’t find work despite my fluency in Klingon, Latin, and Esperanto.”
“Craigslist is the favorite online destination for serial killers, but I’m old enough to remember when it was just for prostitution.”
“I have a lot of white guilt, but I’m mixed-race, so I only feel it half as much.”
“My golf cart stalled. Now I have to hitch a ride with the people we let play through.”
(submitted by Jon Lipovich)
