First World Problems i
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“Driving away from the Taco Bell drive-thru, I reached down to the center cup holders in my car, and to my dismay, I found no icy cold beverage — only two iPod Touches.”
(submitted by Julio Estavas)
“My roommate has a different song that plays for every different person who texts her. “Party in the USA” friend has been texting her for the past two hours.”
(submitted by sillylilygirl)
“My stupid kid wants to play with my Star Wars action figures. Doesn’t he know what that will do to their collectible value?”
“I have spent more time considering what would be the coolest song to play at my funeral than I have spent on contemplating my own mortality.”
“My textbook is running out of batteries.”
(submitted by Justin)
“I just had to switch bathrooms because this one had no reception.”
(submitted by mewisms)
“I was thinking about opening a specialty restaurant, but I can’t think of any white-trash comfort food that hasn’t already been co-opted by hipsters or clever marketers.”
“My parents spent more on Christmas gifts for both my baby sister and their dog, and I’m jealous. I’m just not sure who I’m jealous of.”
“I’ve made my peace with urinating in the shower, but I’m afraid it’s opened a door that leads somewhere I’m not quite ready to go.”
“In a fit of rage, I threw my controller all the way across the room, only to pick it back up so that I could turn off my Xbox without having to walk all the way over to the Xbox.”
(submitted by Jon)
