I have too much cash in my wallet and it hurts my butt when I sit. #FML #FWP
Won a sales campaign at work and was awarded a day off to play golf with my director. Already had the day scheduled off to play golf elsewhere #FirstWorldProblems #FWP
Can’t decide whether to stay oceanfront at an all-inclusive resort or 9 mins away with a group of friends while vacationing in Jamaica! #FirstWorldProblems
The sunlight in my corner office causes glare on my computer screen. I have to close the blinds. #FWP
My friend doesn’t have an iPhone so I couldn’t text him from my macbook
I had to watch a 3D movie because I didnât want to wait for the 2D showtime.
My in flight movie was longer than my flight
I have no place to put my leftovers from dinner because I have too much food in my fridge.
I want to take a shit but the maid is cleaning the bathroom.
I just spent $300 on groceries, opened my fridge and didnât feel like eating any of it…