First World Problems i
Useful resources
“My driver got us lost on the way to the yacht broker.”
(submitted by George P. McDougall III)
“As we were dining at the nicest place in town, I was (fruitlessly) searching for a cheese platter on the menu as my dad was complaining about the hassle of having teams working for him across three timezones and two countries.”
(submitted by reflexionesthetiques)
“Daylight Savings Time has completely thrown off my TV viewing schedule.”
“Trust me, you just don’t get a good cheese selection at resorts in the Maldives.”
(submitted by oldfilmposters)
“I like to buy imported produce, but it’s usually spoiled by the time I get it. Once again my food snobbery conflicts with my fetishization of the exotic.”
“As my chocolate milk fell down the vending machine, it fell on something that busted a hole in the bottom of it. Now I have to drink it upside down. I’m drinking it fast so people don’t see me drinking it like this and question my intelligence.”
(submitted by LT)
“I need some data on which is cooler, Africa or South America, so I can make an informed coffee-buying decision.”
“Just spent 20 minutes tucking in my shirt and making it all perfect. Now I have to take a shit.”
(submitted by riceobsession)
“I rock so much cash my wallet is giving me sciatica.”
“I told my teacher I couldn’t turn in an online assignment because the internet was down. (I just wasn’t finished.) But I sent her an email saying this, so she called me out on my bullshit.”
(submitted by Sasu Techane)
“I can’t lift the large spring water cooler refill at my office, so I have to walk to a different floor to use theirs.”
(submitted by Gianna)
