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My Home Owners Association won’t heat the pool enough to use it on windy days.

My Mercedes has heated seats but doesn’t have a heated steering wheel and it was really really cold yesterday.

My dishwasher doesn’t clean my champagne glasses very well because her hands are too big.

My oldest son is watching the 50-inch TV; my youngest son is playing Xbox on the 45-inch TV; and my daughter is watching a Blu-ray on the 40-inch TV; so I have to watch my TV show on the 10-inch iPad.

My iPhone fell out of my pocket and cracked my iPad.

I accidentally clicked the “thumbs down” button in Pandora instead of “thumbs up” so I skipped one of my favorite songs.

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