April 2012
16 posts
I live rent free in a three-bedroom house with a garden in North London with...
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I learned so much about Japanese culture so I could appreciate all the...
Brazil was gorgeous, but the favelas really ruined the experience on my way to...
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I’ve started actively rooting for the cancellation of “Game of...
This screenplay I wrote is so far past post-ironic that it’s actually...
I used to think it was cool to be quiet and keep to myself, but now I’m...
I have fallen into a bathroom synchronization with a guy at work who I never...
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My gardener’s suggestion that my cilantro peach salsa is not “authentic” has me...
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My laptop battery isn’t quite long enough for me to watch the Blu-ray...
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Our nation’s parks and wildlife preserves are woefully underequipped when...
Every time I see a list of fake Criterion Collection movies, I think they sound...
I have an essay to write, and Microsoft spell check doesn’t think...
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March 2012
27 posts
I put a bandaid on my thumb and now I can only text with one hand.
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I don’t know exactly how to formulate an effective protest against laws...
It’s nap time and my housekeeper is not done cleaning. How will I sleep?
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I’m finding it difficult to sit comfortably because of the massive amount...
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Something something Hunger Games something black people something.
It sucks that I have a check so large that I can’t deposit it using my iPhone...
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Both of my Kindles are out of juice. How am I supposed to read tonight?
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I coined the term ‘booty sleep’ and it’s not catching on.
