April 2012
16 posts
“I live rent free in a three-bedroom house with a garden in North London with...”
– (submitted by kashon)
“I learned so much about Japanese culture so I could appreciate all the...”
“Brazil was gorgeous, but the favelas really ruined the experience on my way to...”
– (submitted by trk)
“I’ve started actively rooting for the cancellation of “Game of...”
“This screenplay I wrote is so far past post-ironic that it’s actually...”
“I used to think it was cool to be quiet and keep to myself, but now I’m...”
“I have fallen into a bathroom synchronization with a guy at work who I never...”
– (Submitted by sburko)
“My gardener’s suggestion that my cilantro peach salsa is not “authentic” has me...”
– (submitted by aaadinosaur)
“My laptop battery isn’t quite long enough for me to watch the Blu-ray...”
– (submitted by at342)
“Our nation’s parks and wildlife preserves are woefully underequipped when...”
“Every time I see a list of fake Criterion Collection movies, I think they sound...”
“I have an essay to write, and Microsoft spell check doesn’t think...”
– (submitted by pepilucibom)
March 2012
27 posts
“I put a bandaid on my thumb and now I can only text with one hand.”
– (submitted by nyaaaaah)
“I don’t know exactly how to formulate an effective protest against laws...”
“It’s nap time and my housekeeper is not done cleaning. How will I sleep?”
– (submitted by letskillthelawyers)
“I’m finding it difficult to sit comfortably because of the massive amount...”
– (submitted by shahdawg)
“Something something Hunger Games something black people something.”
“It sucks that I have a check so large that I can’t deposit it using my iPhone...”
– (submitted by bcerkvenik)
“Both of my Kindles are out of juice. How am I supposed to read tonight?”
– (submitted by dirtyfootedhippie)
“I coined the term ‘booty sleep’ and it’s not catching on.”
