March 2012
27 posts
The robot that brought me my fresh gourmet cupcake from the 24-hour cupcake...
– (submitted by Kelly)
I can never really enjoy St. Patrick’s Day because green and orange are...
They took the armchair out of the elevator in my dorm building. Now we have to...
– (submitted by sarahwilhelm)
NPR and PBS are both having their spring pledge drives. All of my normal...
– (submitted by Lester)
I just found out you can eat things with sugar and not get diabetes. So much...
My driver got us lost on the way to the yacht broker.
– (submitted by George P. McDougall III)
As we were dining at the nicest place in town, I was (fruitlessly) searching for...
– (submitted by reflexionesthetiques)
Daylight Savings Time has completely thrown off my TV viewing schedule.
Trust me, you just don’t get a good cheese selection at resorts in the Maldives.
– (submitted by oldfilmposters)
I like to buy imported produce, but it’s usually spoiled by the time I get...
As my chocolate milk fell down the vending machine, it fell on something that...
– (submitted by LT)
I need some data on which is cooler, Africa or South America, so I can make an...
Just spent 20 minutes tucking in my shirt and making it all perfect. Now I have...
– (submitted by riceobsession)
I rock so much cash my wallet is giving me sciatica.
I told my teacher I couldn’t turn in an online assignment because the internet...
– (submitted by Sasu Techane)
I can’t lift the large spring water cooler refill at my office, so I have to...
– (submitted by Gianna)
I have no cash, but, like $20 in change. I refuse to spend it because I...
– (submitted by themanpuntedbaxter)
I was given too many bottles of champagne for my engagement and now the fridge...
– (submitted by portobellorose)
I walked into the kitchen to my boyfriend having a very troubled expression...
– (submitted by Monica)
February 2012
27 posts
I shop at Wal-Mart because I’m broke, but I want to dress hip so the other...
