March 2012
27 posts
“The robot that brought me my fresh gourmet cupcake from the 24-hour cupcake...”
– (submitted by Kelly)
“I can never really enjoy St. Patrick’s Day because green and orange are...”
“They took the armchair out of the elevator in my dorm building. Now we have to...”
– (submitted by sarahwilhelm)
“NPR and PBS are both having their spring pledge drives. All of my normal...”
– (submitted by Lester)
“I just found out you can eat things with sugar and not get diabetes. So much...”
“My driver got us lost on the way to the yacht broker.”
– (submitted by George P. McDougall III)
“As we were dining at the nicest place in town, I was (fruitlessly) searching for...”
– (submitted by reflexionesthetiques)
“Daylight Savings Time has completely thrown off my TV viewing schedule.”
“Trust me, you just don’t get a good cheese selection at resorts in the Maldives.”
– (submitted by oldfilmposters)
“I like to buy imported produce, but it’s usually spoiled by the time I get...”
“As my chocolate milk fell down the vending machine, it fell on something that...”
– (submitted by LT)
“I need some data on which is cooler, Africa or South America, so I can make an...”
“Just spent 20 minutes tucking in my shirt and making it all perfect. Now I have...”
– (submitted by riceobsession)
“I rock so much cash my wallet is giving me sciatica.”
“I told my teacher I couldn’t turn in an online assignment because the internet...”
– (submitted by Sasu Techane)
“I can’t lift the large spring water cooler refill at my office, so I have to...”
– (submitted by Gianna)
“I have no cash, but, like $20 in change. I refuse to spend it because I...”
– (submitted by themanpuntedbaxter)
“I was given too many bottles of champagne for my engagement and now the fridge...”
– (submitted by portobellorose)
“I walked into the kitchen to my boyfriend having a very troubled expression...”
– (submitted by Monica)
February 2012
27 posts
“I shop at Wal-Mart because I’m broke, but I want to dress hip so the other...”
