January 2012
29 posts
I was thinking about opening a specialty restaurant, but I can’t think of...
My parents spent more on Christmas gifts for both my baby sister and their dog,...
I’ve made my peace with urinating in the shower, but I’m afraid...
In a fit of rage, I threw my controller all the way across the room, only to...
– (submitted by Jon)
I need to find a way to express my staunch heterosexuality whenever I am being...
I bought my Megaupload premium account a week ago.
– (submitted by Kiran)
I worry that the line between fast food and casual dining has become...
I’m getting thrift store quality at vintage boutique prices.
I wanted to watch YouTube videos; however, I found it to be too much effort to...
– (submitted by halifaxgibbet)
My mom keeps sending me coupons, and I never use them. It’s not that I...
If I ever see a mob killing, I hope the Witness Protection Program moves me to...
I bought a painting from my neighbor a few years ago when he had cancer. But...
I’m trying to apply for food stamps online, and I can’t because...
I’ve run out of obscure ethnic cuisines to impress my friends with.
My taste in music is so obscure I have no one to discuss it with, so I’ve...
– (submitted by piquantpecans)
With so many people in America suffering from sleep deprivation, you’d...
I know more about how my meat was raised than the meat did.
The increased legroom they have in First Class means I have to stand up to get...
– (submitted by livenlol)
I’m not sure which side I’m supposed to be rooting for on Downton...
I feel inadequate for not being able to perceive all 11 dimensions.
– (submitted by sing-stupidity)