July 2012
10 posts

I get embarrassed while I watch the maid wash my dirty lacy underwear that...
– (submitted by Gece) 
Another Asian person set next to me on the bus. Now people probably think...
– (submitted by iamrebelspy) 
I can’t fit a cocktail table in my family room because it blocks the foot rest...
– (submitted by AEF) 
It pisses me off when good-looking athletes lose. It adds a somewhat depressing...

All that trouble memorizing Seinfeld quotes, for naught!

The division of labor between my ‘wearing to the club’ t-shirts and...

I’m overscheduled for Comicon.

I quit segregating the white from the colored laundry as a protest against...
– (submitted by Nate) 
I want to start smoking to complete the “Disenfranchised Poet” look that I have...
– (submitted by wurldkup) 
Every time I download a language learning app in order to be able to order food...
– (submitted by archael2)