June 2012
21 posts
I’m starting to feel the same way about people who drink Gatorade even...
My iPad 3 doesn’t warm my lap as much as my MacBook Pro.
– (submitted by snowflakesofdeathmetal)
My scent coordinator and my clutter specialist have clashing philosophies.
My au pair and my gardener are socializing too much. What should I do?
– (submitted by jerseygirl09)
I can’t pay the property taxes on my second garage after buying the classic...
– (submitted by thewiredslain)
My neighbor called me a jogger, and I argued with him for so long that I forgot...
I have to turn down the bass in my car to look in the rear view mirror.
– (Submitted by Will)
Finally, the city of Miami will enjoy the media spotlight!
I paid $400 for my Beats by Dre headphones, but I had to return them because...
– (submitted by iamsoagree)
The ‘finished’ signal on my new washer and dryer are too similar, so...
– (submitted by Jen)
You wouldn’t think wishing everyone a happy Father’s Day would go so...
At least 74% of the music I’ve bought in the last three months is stuff I...
I don’t have enough chips for my dip, but if I open another packet of...
– (submitted by elbrihi)
Finding out what the new black is never happens in time for me to pick it for my...
Some fascist smartass on campus made fun of my Che t-shirt.
– (submitted by belfslind)
I’m a big supporter of Title IX, so I’m not sure how to tell my...
I tried to unlock the wrong Prius today. Twice.
– (submitted by adiaryofadieter)
I accidentally gave a homeless man a Euro coin. I was going to use that on my...
– (submitted by drinkofwater)
My frat parties just aren’t as much fun since I found out that racism is...
I lost the job waiting tables that I took on just as an excuse to get out of the...
– (submitted by Jill)
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