May 2012
9 posts
“I couldn’t get pizza delivered to my summer home the first day I was...”
– (submitted by nataliegales)
“It cost me six bucks on a four-dollar order before I could get the barista at...”
“The checkout guy at Whole Foods didn’t think it was funny when I asked if...”
“I lost the cultural moment when the emotion that sitcoms were supposed to...”
“Some chick asked me what I would do with 10 million bucks. I told her I’d...”
– (submitted by flyinathlete)
“The pressure to have an opinion about the Avengers movie is like a physical...”
“I’m really disappointed in the quality of these Victorian clip art samples I’ve...”
– (submitted by calamityjon)
“The fact that I’m paying money for Hulu+ and I have to watch political...”
“The rental car I got on vacation had plates from a different state than the one...”
– (submitted by candycollector) 
