April 2012
16 posts
“The jazz music playing in this cafe is drowning out the sound of me typing on my...”
– (submitted by kuaara)
“I want to go for a walk around the neighborhood but I can’t until I find...”
– (submitted by lukielau)
“I’m a classics student, so I can get practically any book I need as a free...”
“My noblesse oblige is not being properly acknowledged by the servant classes.”
“I live rent free in a three-bedroom house with a garden in North London with...”
– (submitted by kashon)
“I learned so much about Japanese culture so I could appreciate all the...”
“Brazil was gorgeous, but the favelas really ruined the experience on my way to...”
– (submitted by trk)
“I’ve started actively rooting for the cancellation of “Game of...”
“This screenplay I wrote is so far past post-ironic that it’s actually...”
“I used to think it was cool to be quiet and keep to myself, but now I’m...”
“I have fallen into a bathroom synchronization with a guy at work who I never...”
– (Submitted by sburko)
“My gardener’s suggestion that my cilantro peach salsa is not “authentic” has me...”
– (submitted by aaadinosaur)
“My laptop battery isn’t quite long enough for me to watch the Blu-ray...”
– (submitted by at342)
“Our nation’s parks and wildlife preserves are woefully underequipped when...”
“Every time I see a list of fake Criterion Collection movies, I think they sound...”
