December 2011
31 posts
My internet-capable fridge only connects to Twitter, and not Facebook.
– (submitted by Jessica)
The guy who cleans my yard barely seemed to be listening when I told him about...
I ordered a molecular gastronomy kit online but I forgot to check beforehand...
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I can’t fit all of the gift cards I received at Christmas into my wallet.
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I have caviar stuck in my braces.
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I don’t know whether I should bring taleggio to a raclette party.
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I’ve been saying “Peace on Earth, good will towards men, women and...
Global warming has proven incompatible with my preferred temperature for...
I started smoking to be more like Don Draper, and now I have emphysema.
My cousin made fun of me because I thought the Arab Spring was a band.
I have no idea how to reheat my leftover omelette, so I guess I’ll just...
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Nobody believes me when I describe my cocaine habit as “retro”.
I like Mexican wrestling and Japanese wrestling more than American wrestling,...
– (Thanks to Glen Stone for mentioning FWP in the Toronto Sun!)
I wish I hadn’t used all my pain pills for non-pain-related purposes.
I lost the Buddha bead bracelet I bought outside a temple in Tibet… and I’d feel...
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I was going to write an angry blog post about the state of the free WiFi in this...
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I have to wear a regular motorcycle helmet because the two Bluetooth models I...
– (submitted by electrawoman)
I was always told learning languages would make me a more valuable employee, but...
Craigslist is the favorite online destination for serial killers, but I’m...
I have a lot of white guilt, but I’m mixed-race, so I only feel it half as...