January 2012
29 posts
“I was thinking about opening a specialty restaurant, but I can’t think of...”
“My parents spent more on Christmas gifts for both my baby sister and their dog,...”
“I’ve made my peace with urinating in the shower, but I’m afraid...”
“In a fit of rage, I threw my controller all the way across the room, only to...”
– (submitted by Jon)
“I need to find a way to express my staunch heterosexuality whenever I am being...”
“I bought my Megaupload premium account a week ago.”
– (submitted by Kiran)
“I worry that the line between fast food and casual dining has become...”
“I’m getting thrift store quality at vintage boutique prices.”
“I wanted to watch YouTube videos; however, I found it to be too much effort to...”
– (submitted by halifaxgibbet)
“My mom keeps sending me coupons, and I never use them. It’s not that I...”
“If I ever see a mob killing, I hope the Witness Protection Program moves me to...”
“I bought a painting from my neighbor a few years ago when he had cancer. But...”
“I’m trying to apply for food stamps online, and I can’t because...”
“I’ve run out of obscure ethnic cuisines to impress my friends with.”
“My taste in music is so obscure I have no one to discuss it with, so I’ve...”
– (submitted by piquantpecans)
“With so many people in America suffering from sleep deprivation, you’d...”
“I know more about how my meat was raised than the meat did.”
“The increased legroom they have in First Class means I have to stand up to get...”
– (submitted by livenlol)
“I’m not sure which side I’m supposed to be rooting for on Downton...”
“I feel inadequate for not being able to perceive all 11 dimensions.”
– (submitted by sing-stupidity)
“I had to have a thirty-minute conversation with my great-aunt over the weekend...”
“Exurban growth has led to people I used to think of as hillbillies being...”
“I can’t delete the adult channels from my digital TV and worry that people might...”
– (submitted by Owen)
“I want to play Arkham City while watching Portlandia on Netflix Instant, but I...”
“I went to get cash at the drive-through ATM, and the armored car was reloading...”
“Any time I have a party to watch a movie ironically, at least a couple of people...”
“My daughter wants to know if it’s cool to be a virgin. I’m not...”
“I know you’re not supposed to eat before you go to bed, but I have...”
“I got so loaded for New Year’s Eve I forgot to update my Tumblr account. ...”
– (Happy new year, honkies!) 
