September 2011
30 posts
In hindsight, it wasn’t a good move to bet all that money on Wrestlemania.
August 2011
31 posts
I got really zooted this afternoon and forgot all about the NORML rally.
My fashion sense has not survived a clash with global warming.
Even in natural disasters, the east coast gets all the attention.
I know I should evacuate my apartment, but what if someone else’s blog is...
I demand civil rights for all the people I hate.
You can order a pizza from your computer but you still have to get up to answer...
– (submitted by grimy13)
I am ready for some football. I am also ready for some college football. ...
I have spent hundreds more hours thinking, writing, and posting about how much I...
It’s getting harder to muster deeply held opinions about cities I’ve...
When Tumblr’s server is down, my world collapses.
– (submitted by obsessionsareagirlsbf)
When I was a kid, I hated how my mother dressed me. If I’d have known it...
Once, 95% of popular culture was aimed at men. Now it’s only like 90%,...
Twitter updated its iPad app with a blue icon. Curses, Twitter, I have enough...
– (submitted by defomicron)
I blew all my painkillers on killing pain.
I called a guy a hillbilly the other day when I think he was really just a...
I got my karma mixed up with my kismet.
I think I’m getting stodgy in my old age. I heard someone describe Rick...
My vitamin gummies melted when I left them in my BMW on a hot day. Now I have...
– (submitted by jakestein)
Squatting on marcyplayground.com doesn’t seem like as good an idea as it...
