July 2011
30 posts
I lack all culinary skills that don’t involve pushing buttons.
I’m not sure which wave of feminist it makes me if I have extremely ucky...
Being promoted to middle management is causing a Dorian Gray effect on my punk...
When I die, I wonder if it’ll be enough to ensure my legacy that I’m...
I just found out my favorite black metal band are actual Satanists and not just...
I need to find a hairdresser who can help me transition through that...
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It took me forever to download this album off of FilesTube. It better be worth...
I don’t know which First World Problem I should ironically post to my...
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The black guy I work with seems annoyed rather than grateful at how I keep...
I have read 256% more about Michelle Obama’s arms than I have about how to...
Sometimes, for a split second, I fear I removed my credit card TOO quickly.
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My legacy is all on the internet. I hope the servers hold up.
There was no soy milk left for me to make my latte this morning. I had to drive...
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I feel like I’m not working hard enough at things for future generations...
I have to go to a funeral, and all the belts and ties I own have skulls on them.
I’ve spent more time explaining that it’s okay to like wrestling...
I think $16 a month is an outrageous price to pay for immediate access to pretty...
My Land Cruiser wouldn’t start this morning, so I had to ride a race-built...
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My cats seem to enjoy bottled water, but the Gatorade isn’t helping their...
I’ve managed to alleviate my guilt at being addicted to carbonated...