July 2011
30 posts
“I lack all culinary skills that don’t involve pushing buttons.”
“I’m not sure which wave of feminist it makes me if I have extremely ucky...”
“Being promoted to middle management is causing a Dorian Gray effect on my punk...”
“When I die, I wonder if it’ll be enough to ensure my legacy that I’m...”
“I just found out my favorite black metal band are actual Satanists and not just...”
“I need to find a hairdresser who can help me transition through that...”
– (submitted by jamielw)
“It took me forever to download this album off of FilesTube. It better be worth...”
“I don’t know which First World Problem I should ironically post to my...”
– (submitted by bearspot)
“The black guy I work with seems annoyed rather than grateful at how I keep...”
“I have read 256% more about Michelle Obama’s arms than I have about how to...”
“Sometimes, for a split second, I fear I removed my credit card TOO quickly.”
– (submitted by eviscerae)
“My legacy is all on the internet. I hope the servers hold up.”
“There was no soy milk left for me to make my latte this morning. I had to drive...”
– (submitted by theverdict11)
“I feel like I’m not working hard enough at things for future generations...”
“I have to go to a funeral, and all the belts and ties I own have skulls on them.”
“I’ve spent more time explaining that it’s okay to like wrestling...”
“I think $16 a month is an outrageous price to pay for immediate access to pretty...”
“My Land Cruiser wouldn’t start this morning, so I had to ride a race-built...”
– (submitted by the_marsupial)
“My cats seem to enjoy bottled water, but the Gatorade isn’t helping their...”
“I’ve managed to alleviate my guilt at being addicted to carbonated...”