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September 2011
30 posts
“In hindsight, it wasn’t a good move to bet all that money on Wrestlemania.”
Sep 1st
1 note
August 2011
31 posts
“I got really zooted this afternoon and forgot all about the NORML rally.”
Aug 30th
1 note
“My fashion sense has not survived a clash with global warming.”
Aug 29th
2 notes
“Even in natural disasters, the east coast gets all the attention.”
Aug 28th
5 notes
“I know I should evacuate my apartment, but what if someone else’s blog is...”
Aug 27th
8 notes
“I demand civil rights for all the people I hate.”
Aug 26th
2 notes
“You can order a pizza from your computer but you still have to get up to answer...”
– (submitted by grimy13)
Aug 25th
20 notes
“I am ready for some football. I am also ready for some college football. ...”
Aug 24th
“I have spent hundreds more hours thinking, writing, and posting about how much I...”
Aug 23rd
“It’s getting harder to muster deeply held opinions about cities I’ve...”
Aug 22nd
2 notes
“When Tumblr’s server is down, my world collapses.”
– (submitted by obsessionsareagirlsbf)
Aug 21st
10 notes
“When I was a kid, I hated how my mother dressed me. If I’d have known it...”
Aug 20th
1 note
“Once, 95% of popular culture was aimed at men. Now it’s only like 90%,...”
Aug 19th
3 notes
“Twitter updated its iPad app with a blue icon. Curses, Twitter, I have enough...”
– (submitted by defomicron)
Aug 18th
2 notes
“I blew all my painkillers on killing pain.”
Aug 17th
2 notes
“I called a guy a hillbilly the other day when I think he was really just a...”
Aug 16th
3 notes
“I got my karma mixed up with my kismet.”
Aug 15th
“I think I’m getting stodgy in my old age. I heard someone describe Rick...”
Aug 14th
3 notes
“My vitamin gummies melted when I left them in my BMW on a hot day. Now I have...”
– (submitted by jakestein)
Aug 13th
4 notes
“Squatting on marcyplayground.com doesn’t seem like as good an idea as it...”
Aug 12th
“I keep offering to give my maid English lessons so she can better herself. I...”
Aug 11th
2 notes
“I had to turn up the volume on my flat screen tv because I couldn’t hear...”
– (submitted by faceslikegypsies)
Aug 10th
16 notes
“I’m going to Club Med next week, and I want the size of my tips to reflect...”
Aug 9th
“Google+ won’t let me use a pseudonym without disclosing my real name. ...”
Aug 8th
“I was so busy responding to birthday greetings on my social media networks that...”
Aug 7th
1 note
“I think I’ve been both overusing and misusing the word “nano”.”
Aug 6th
“I worry that Europeans aren’t as impressed at the ability of American...”
Aug 5th
4 notes
“After breaking two phones this year, I’m stuck using a 3-year-old BlackBerry...”
– (submitted by dilutedtime)
Aug 4th
1 note
“It’s getting harder and harder to convince visitors that my extensive...”
Aug 3rd
3 notes
“I’m having trouble following the plot of this indie rock opera.”
Aug 2nd
1 note
“How can I be racist, with my substantial collection of gangsta rap?”
Aug 1st
9 notes

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