September 2011
30 posts

In hindsight, it wasn’t a good move to bet all that money on Wrestlemania.
August 2011
31 posts

I got really zooted this afternoon and forgot all about the NORML rally.

My fashion sense has not survived a clash with global warming.

Even in natural disasters, the east coast gets all the attention.

I know I should evacuate my apartment, but what if someone else’s blog is...

I demand civil rights for all the people I hate.

You can order a pizza from your computer but you still have to get up to answer...
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I am ready for some football. I am also ready for some college football. ...

I have spent hundreds more hours thinking, writing, and posting about how much I...

It’s getting harder to muster deeply held opinions about cities I’ve...

When Tumblr’s server is down, my world collapses.
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When I was a kid, I hated how my mother dressed me. If I’d have known it...

Once, 95% of popular culture was aimed at men. Now it’s only like 90%,...

Twitter updated its iPad app with a blue icon. Curses, Twitter, I have enough...
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I blew all my painkillers on killing pain.

I called a guy a hillbilly the other day when I think he was really just a...

I got my karma mixed up with my kismet.

I think I’m getting stodgy in my old age. I heard someone describe Rick...

My vitamin gummies melted when I left them in my BMW on a hot day. Now I have...
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Squatting on marcyplayground.com doesn’t seem like as good an idea as it...

I keep offering to give my maid English lessons so she can better herself. I...

I had to turn up the volume on my flat screen tv because I couldn’t hear...
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I’m going to Club Med next week, and I want the size of my tips to reflect...

Google+ won’t let me use a pseudonym without disclosing my real name. ...

I was so busy responding to birthday greetings on my social media networks that...

I think I’ve been both overusing and misusing the word “nano”.

I worry that Europeans aren’t as impressed at the ability of American...

After breaking two phones this year, I’m stuck using a 3-year-old BlackBerry...
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It’s getting harder and harder to convince visitors that my extensive...

I’m having trouble following the plot of this indie rock opera.

How can I be racist, with my substantial collection of gangsta rap?