June 2011
30 posts
I want to have a closer connection to the origins of my food. But I also want...
I worry that I’m not doing enough to promote the entertainment product of...
My house looks like a movie set, but I don’t think it’s a movie I...
I feel like girls would like be more likely to IM me if there were more pictures...
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I’ve been cheating on the last ten seasons of “The Simpsons”.
What am I going to do NOW to convince my gay friends in New York that I like...
My child may grow up in a world where being a trending topic on Twitter is just...
If aliens land, I’m sure they’ll want to hear about all my...
I’m turning out facile when what I really wanted to be was...
When I meet someone for the first time, I’m always torn between the...
I only have three robots in my house, and none of them seem capable of murder.
I wished my father a Happy Patriarchy Day and he just called me an entitled...
I wish I lived somewhere with hipper currency.
I have still not found the perfect medium by which to alert everyone around me...
I am now routinely outsmarted by my car, my telephone, and my toddler.
I can’t believe I have to wait six whole months before I can start 2010s...
I’m putting my anti-consumerist, anti-technological tirades on the...
I’m not having much luck with my attempt to make ’30s nostalgia a...
My summer project is to find a way of making sex more boring through the...
My obsessive-compulsive tendencies are getting in the way of my...