June 2011
30 posts

What foreign accent can I pretend to have to impress retail clerks?
May 2011
29 posts

The afterlife is severely lacking market choices.

Outsmarted by a six-year-old. AGAIN.

I want to start slaughtering my own meat so I can be a real back-to-the-lander...

It took me half an hour to wish a co-worker Happy Memorial Day, because I had to...

The other day I had to change my own flat tire because my AAA membership...
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Like other white people, I am very concerned about the prejudice against white...

I’m not sure if it’s appropriate to laugh at ‘Sanford &...

I feel like I’ve got a pretty firm grip on my ’90s nostalgia, but my...

I almost had to drink some water today that didn’t taste like anything.

I’m starting to anticipate the DVD encoding company logos at the end of my...

When I’m on my deathbed, I don’t want to have to ask myself: are...

I think the New York Times’ Style section may not always have my best...

What’s the most polite way to ask someone if they’re in the Mafia?

Oh, man. What if shooting guns becomes really hip?

Thanks a lot, Trump. I put $50 on you to win the 2012 Republican nomination...

Two of the countries I planned to vacation in one day no longer exist.

Picking up dogshit while looking cool: this is my final frontier.

I took my parents to church last Sunday and the minister was talking about how...

There’s not enough diversity in the songs I get stuck in my head.