April 2011
27 posts
“Now that the Royal Wedding is over, what am I going to do at 4AM to make myself...”
“I’m afraid that the fact that I react more strongly to TV sitcom plots...”
“I can’t decide which as-yet-unreleased video game console to buy.”
“My Tumblr reached 100 entries and it turns out there’s no cash prize.”
“I think my alcoholism is beginning to cross over from charming to sloppy.”
“I was up until 3 A.M. having a heated Wikipedia Talk Page debate over the...”
“I want a Hulkbusters-themed wedding cake. My wife wants a Dance in the Vampire...”
“When I watch European football matches on my premium cable, I can’t...”
– (submitted by georgegomezmuller)
“Being a devotee of arbitrary futility, I was a big Red Sox fan for years. Now...”
“My office’s UV-filter water fountain gets so cold I get tooth-freeze when I...”
– (submitted by georgegomezmuller)
“I’d hate for people to think I buy my t-shirts at Goodwill because...”
“My retirement portfolio is strongly vested in zombie-apocalypse-related stocks.”
“I am paralyzed with indecision about which iPhone flashlight application to use.”
“It’s really a hassle trying to remember the passwords to all five of my...”
“I’ve bought seven really expensive electronic devices this year, and I can...”
“I think my old lady has been stepping out on my with the Hitachi Magic Wand.”
“I keep getting confused about what wave of feminist I am.”
“There aren’t enough vegetarian options in my company’s season-ticket...”
“I have to drive halfway across town to get Vietnamese Pot-Bellied Pig Chow.”
“All my affectations seem old hat. Including wearing this old hat.”
