April 2011
27 posts

Now that the Royal Wedding is over, what am I going to do at 4AM to make myself...

I’m afraid that the fact that I react more strongly to TV sitcom plots...

I can’t decide which as-yet-unreleased video game console to buy.

My Tumblr reached 100 entries and it turns out there’s no cash prize.

I think my alcoholism is beginning to cross over from charming to sloppy.

I was up until 3 A.M. having a heated Wikipedia Talk Page debate over the...

I want a Hulkbusters-themed wedding cake. My wife wants a Dance in the Vampire...

When I watch European football matches on my premium cable, I can’t...
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Being a devotee of arbitrary futility, I was a big Red Sox fan for years. Now...

My office’s UV-filter water fountain gets so cold I get tooth-freeze when I...
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I’d hate for people to think I buy my t-shirts at Goodwill because...

My retirement portfolio is strongly vested in zombie-apocalypse-related stocks.

I am paralyzed with indecision about which iPhone flashlight application to use.

It’s really a hassle trying to remember the passwords to all five of my...

I’ve bought seven really expensive electronic devices this year, and I can...

I think my old lady has been stepping out on my with the Hitachi Magic Wand.

I keep getting confused about what wave of feminist I am.

There aren’t enough vegetarian options in my company’s season-ticket...

I have to drive halfway across town to get Vietnamese Pot-Bellied Pig Chow.

All my affectations seem old hat. Including wearing this old hat.