May 2011
29 posts

The afterlife is severely lacking market choices.

Outsmarted by a six-year-old. AGAIN.

I want to start slaughtering my own meat so I can be a real back-to-the-lander...

It took me half an hour to wish a co-worker Happy Memorial Day, because I had to...

The other day I had to change my own flat tire because my AAA membership...
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Like other white people, I am very concerned about the prejudice against white...

I’m not sure if it’s appropriate to laugh at ‘Sanford &...

I feel like I’ve got a pretty firm grip on my ’90s nostalgia, but my...

I almost had to drink some water today that didn’t taste like anything.

I’m starting to anticipate the DVD encoding company logos at the end of my...

When I’m on my deathbed, I don’t want to have to ask myself: are...

I think the New York Times’ Style section may not always have my best...

What’s the most polite way to ask someone if they’re in the Mafia?

Oh, man. What if shooting guns becomes really hip?

Thanks a lot, Trump. I put $50 on you to win the 2012 Republican nomination...

Two of the countries I planned to vacation in one day no longer exist.

Picking up dogshit while looking cool: this is my final frontier.

I took my parents to church last Sunday and the minister was talking about how...

There’s not enough diversity in the songs I get stuck in my head.

I’m suffering from area code anxiety.

The number of devices I own to watch reruns of television shows has reached...

My web browsing has been delayed by several seconds today! Lousy terrorists.

Even I’m bored with my picture-a-day photoblog. But can I disappoint my...

I need some motion sickness medicine, but I’m embarrassed to tell my...

Now that Canada has become more conservative, I don’t know what country to...

I don’t think I’m ready to have that first conversation with my kid...

Climate change is really playing hell with my utility bills.

It’s remarkably difficult to find a Hallmark card that conveys the...

I paid all this money for a vintage fainting couch, and nobody’s fainted...