February 2011
48 posts
“I kept agonizing over whether to call last night’s get-together an...”
“I’m having trouble finding a girl who fetishizes my ethnic group.”
“Every Thanksgiving, I spend hours lecturing my family about the virtues of a raw...”
“I live in a gentrifying part of my city and the grocery store nearest my house...”
– (submitted by skywesterncrooked)
“Just because of the happenstance of birth that gave me my race, gender,...”
“I was masturbating over a celebrity the other day and I wasn’t sure which...”
“Six kids, and not one of them gay!”
“Okay, I know it’s in English, but seriously, no subtitle option on this...”
“I had a brilliant idea for a fake Twitter account of a local celebrity months...”
– (submitted by skywesterncrooked)
“I took some ibuprofen today, and I felt like I was cheating on my traditional...”
“I worry the Japanese have outpaced us in potato chip flavoring technology.”
“You know, sometimes I think Facebook is nothing more than a sophisticated,...”
“Fucking Detroit. Why couldn’t MY city have a popular ’80s sci-fi...”
“It’s getting to the point where hot cultural trends are taking place...”
“As we stood outside in the cold, watching the flames incinerate our house and...”
– (submitted by Hayden Childs)
“I found a dog that’s just the right size for my car, but it’s...”
“How did I not know there was a new Sade album out?”
– (submitted by fuckyeahsalmon)
“I’m having trouble thinking of good cross-promotional strategies for my...”
“My TiVo keeps cutting off the Moment of Zen.”
– (submitted by fuckyeahsalmon)
“I couldn’t find a single Esperanza Spalding album on any of the Rapidshare...”
