February 2011
48 posts
I kept agonizing over whether to call last night’s get-together an...
I’m having trouble finding a girl who fetishizes my ethnic group.
Every Thanksgiving, I spend hours lecturing my family about the virtues of a raw...
I live in a gentrifying part of my city and the grocery store nearest my house...
– (submitted by skywesterncrooked)
Just because of the happenstance of birth that gave me my race, gender,...
I was masturbating over a celebrity the other day and I wasn’t sure which...
Six kids, and not one of them gay!
Okay, I know it’s in English, but seriously, no subtitle option on this...
I had a brilliant idea for a fake Twitter account of a local celebrity months...
– (submitted by skywesterncrooked)
I took some ibuprofen today, and I felt like I was cheating on my traditional...
I worry the Japanese have outpaced us in potato chip flavoring technology.
You know, sometimes I think Facebook is nothing more than a sophisticated,...
Fucking Detroit. Why couldn’t MY city have a popular ’80s sci-fi...
It’s getting to the point where hot cultural trends are taking place...
As we stood outside in the cold, watching the flames incinerate our house and...
– (submitted by Hayden Childs)
I found a dog that’s just the right size for my car, but it’s...
How did I not know there was a new Sade album out?
– (submitted by fuckyeahsalmon)
I’m having trouble thinking of good cross-promotional strategies for my...
My TiVo keeps cutting off the Moment of Zen.
– (submitted by fuckyeahsalmon)
I couldn’t find a single Esperanza Spalding album on any of the Rapidshare...
