March 2011
29 posts
“I’m starting to feel a bit guilty at having driven my local video store,...”
“I’m thinking of switching churches. The one I go to now leans on the God...”
“My anti-royalist tendencies are clashing with my Anglophile tendencies.”
“I had a joke about how difficult it was to get new followers for my Tumblr blog,...”
“I’d like to help the people of Myanmar, but is it my fault that the...”
“I’m having trouble figuring how many ethnic characters to include in my...”
“If I had a dollar for all the time I’ve spent downloading new versions of...”
“I can’t find a warehouse store that properly reflects my status as an...”
“I haven’t been able to find a living room suite that properly expresses my...”
“I’ve started shopping at the indie bookstore now that my local Borders has...”
“It’s getting harder and harder to work into a conversation the fact that I...”
“My knowledge of minor He-Man villains isn’t proving the career asset...”
“What is my choice of imported cheese saying about me?”
“Taking all that Ecstasy has really thrown off my SxSW schedule.”
“My kids keep watching my “Pee-Wee’s Playhouse” videos and I...”
“Someone beat me to “ScarsdaleLactoOvoVegetarian.com”.”
“The neologism I came up with to describe the person I am romantically involved...”
“The percentage of things in my kitchen that could be described as...”
“I’m very worried about how the tsunami will affect the delivery of my...”
“I’m getting mixed signals from my beer commercials about the appropriate...”
“Now that collecting vinyl is hot again, I need to find a new outdated physical...”
“It’s not that I want there to be an aristocracy in America. It’s...”
“My favorite Saturday morning cartoon from the 1980s still hasn’t been...”
“We went to a really expensive Italian place last night and I wasted fifteen...”
“I hope the check from the Scaife Foundation for that anti-union, anti-government...”
“I served Keystone Light at my party this weekend, and my guests thought it was...”
“I’m considering not writing off my South By Southwest Trip on my taxes...”
“I’ve spent the last six months sitting on my couch getting high and...”
“I have over 20,000 songs in my iTunes library. Why can I never find the one...”
