October 2011
30 posts
“Liking things just because they’re gay-friendly is starting to become...”
“The people on my Facebook Close Friends filter are getting jealous of the people...”
“I can’t decide whether to fast or not in order to get more out of my Breath...”
– (submitted by mmnck86)
“My Siri isn’t responding well. I’m worried it thinks I’m...”
“I can’t find a suitable pair of boots for taking my garbage out to the curb.”
– (submitted by medicgord)
“My kid was learning about the Resurrection in Sunday school last weekend, and he...”
“The people at the Renaissance Festival tell me my steampunk costume isn’t...”
– (submitted by snarkticon)
“I tried using one-ply toilet paper because it’s better for the...”
“So far, my claim to be a ‘ruralsexual’ isn’t catching on.”
“Which kind of tea best indicates my commitment to human rights: black, green,...”
“I opened my Blu-Ray of “Cul-de-Sac” (I’ve had the Japanese DVD...”
– (actual question posed by my friend Davey)
“I feel compelled to thank the Siri software on my iPhone 4S for fear of...”
– (submitted by Lauren Estabrook-Ramirez)
“I had to spit out my ice cube because it wasn’t made with filtered water.”
– (submitted by drunkdreaming)
“I wanted to make a post about how Steve Jobs was a terrible person who exploited...”
“I just went from Washington, D.C. to New York City, and back. I’m not sure the...”
– (submitted by mmnck86)
“There aren’t enough 24-hour delivery places in this town.”
“I can only express my civic pride through foodstuffs.”
“We sat on the tarmac with the AC off and no Wi-Fi for 20 minutes after boarding...”
– (submitted by Bruno Amicci)
“I stayed up late working on a project for work, and now I’m too tired to...”
“I keep forgetting that when I make references to the century, I now have to...”