October 2011
30 posts
Liking things just because they’re gay-friendly is starting to become...
The people on my Facebook Close Friends filter are getting jealous of the people...
I can’t decide whether to fast or not in order to get more out of my Breath...
– (submitted by mmnck86)
My Siri isn’t responding well. I’m worried it thinks I’m...
I can’t find a suitable pair of boots for taking my garbage out to the curb.
– (submitted by medicgord)
My kid was learning about the Resurrection in Sunday school last weekend, and he...
The people at the Renaissance Festival tell me my steampunk costume isn’t...
– (submitted by snarkticon)
I tried using one-ply toilet paper because it’s better for the...
So far, my claim to be a ‘ruralsexual’ isn’t catching on.
Which kind of tea best indicates my commitment to human rights: black, green,...
I opened my Blu-Ray of “Cul-de-Sac” (I’ve had the Japanese DVD...
– (actual question posed by my friend Davey)
I feel compelled to thank the Siri software on my iPhone 4S for fear of...
– (submitted by Lauren Estabrook-Ramirez)
I had to spit out my ice cube because it wasn’t made with filtered water.
– (submitted by drunkdreaming)
I wanted to make a post about how Steve Jobs was a terrible person who exploited...
I just went from Washington, D.C. to New York City, and back. I’m not sure the...
– (submitted by mmnck86)
There aren’t enough 24-hour delivery places in this town.
I can only express my civic pride through foodstuffs.
We sat on the tarmac with the AC off and no Wi-Fi for 20 minutes after boarding...
– (submitted by Bruno Amicci)
I stayed up late working on a project for work, and now I’m too tired to...
I keep forgetting that when I make references to the century, I now have to...