November 2011
30 posts

I can’t decide if the X-Men works better as a metaphor for anti-Semitism...

I created this blog about First World Problems, but I also have a new book out,...
– (submitted by your humble First World Proprietor, who thinks it would be great if you bought his book but doesn’t want to inspire any cross-marketing promotional guilt) 
I spent a lot of money on a French coffee press. I wish I actually liked...

I’m having trouble convincing my aunt that Harry Potter is intrinsically...

My phone doesn’t have a data plan, so all I can do on it is text and call...
– (submitted by why-dont-we-just-dance) 
I tried to make it up to the Indians today, but there are only so many...

I had to turn on the subtitles for my favorite cable show because the furnace...
– (submitted by Corimu Fagui) 
I didn’t have the ingredients to make what I wanted for dinner, so I drove...

The app that picks hot apps for me didn’t auto-update, so I had actually...

I’m not sure which percentage I am, because I was always really bad at...

I went to Japan and all the cool touristy stuff I wanted to do was way the hell...

My right hand gets cold when i use my desktop computer.
– (submitted by somekindofhipster) 
The vast majority of my life decisions are made on the basis of whether or not...

I’m irritated at the amount of fees I had to pay on this car I won in a...

My media library is becoming obsolete faster than I can update my top 100 lists.

The fudge stripe pattern inside my son’s Jamocha shake cup today was really...
– (submitted by sh1) 
The free wi-fi in the jury room is good. But it’s not great. I’d...

I saw the date on the ‘YOU MUST HAVE BEEN BORN BEFORE ____ TO BUY...

The distance we are traveling is not far enough to heat up the seat heaters.
– (submitted by lolportlandraves) 
I communicate with my girlfriend more through e-mail alerts than face-to-face.

The rain is falling just fast enough to require windshield wipers, but just slow...
– (submitted by Skits) 
The new Coke cans sponsoring Arctic preservation are white, so my palate gets...

My beach house isn’t close enough to the beach.
– (submitted by dbrennan) 
I’ve gone from liking cheap beer because it’s trendy to liking cheap...

I feel like I didn’t make the most of my extra hour from Daylight Savings...

Amazon ran out of the color of survival knife I wanted.
– (submitted by ukle) 
I didn’t pay my internet bill, so I had to watch porn on my iPhone last night.
– (submitted by Dirty Pervert) 
I’m outraged at the exploitation of bees, but I’m having trouble...

My internet was down, so I had to buy a GPS to figure out how to get to my job...
– (submitted by musesrealm) 
It cost me close to a hundred dollars to buy holiday stamps appropriate to every...