November 2011
30 posts
“I can’t decide if the X-Men works better as a metaphor for anti-Semitism...”
“I created this blog about First World Problems, but I also have a new book out,...”
– (submitted by your humble First World Proprietor, who thinks it would be great if you bought his book but doesn’t want to inspire any cross-marketing promotional guilt)
“I spent a lot of money on a French coffee press. I wish I actually liked...”
“I’m having trouble convincing my aunt that Harry Potter is intrinsically...”
“My phone doesn’t have a data plan, so all I can do on it is text and call...”
– (submitted by why-dont-we-just-dance)
“I tried to make it up to the Indians today, but there are only so many...”
“I had to turn on the subtitles for my favorite cable show because the furnace...”
– (submitted by Corimu Fagui)
“I didn’t have the ingredients to make what I wanted for dinner, so I drove...”
“The app that picks hot apps for me didn’t auto-update, so I had actually...”
“I’m not sure which percentage I am, because I was always really bad at...”
“I went to Japan and all the cool touristy stuff I wanted to do was way the hell...”
“My right hand gets cold when i use my desktop computer.”
– (submitted by somekindofhipster)
“The vast majority of my life decisions are made on the basis of whether or not...”
“I’m irritated at the amount of fees I had to pay on this car I won in a...”
“My media library is becoming obsolete faster than I can update my top 100 lists.”
“The fudge stripe pattern inside my son’s Jamocha shake cup today was really...”
– (submitted by sh1)
“The free wi-fi in the jury room is good. But it’s not great. I’d...”
“I saw the date on the ‘YOU MUST HAVE BEEN BORN BEFORE ____ TO BUY...”
“The distance we are traveling is not far enough to heat up the seat heaters.”
– (submitted by lolportlandraves)
“I communicate with my girlfriend more through e-mail alerts than face-to-face.”
“The rain is falling just fast enough to require windshield wipers, but just slow...”
– (submitted by Skits)
“The new Coke cans sponsoring Arctic preservation are white, so my palate gets...”
“My beach house isn’t close enough to the beach.”
– (submitted by dbrennan)
“I’ve gone from liking cheap beer because it’s trendy to liking cheap...”
“I feel like I didn’t make the most of my extra hour from Daylight Savings...”
“Amazon ran out of the color of survival knife I wanted.”
– (submitted by ukle)
“I didn’t pay my internet bill, so I had to watch porn on my iPhone last night.”
– (submitted by Dirty Pervert)
“I’m outraged at the exploitation of bees, but I’m having trouble...”
“My internet was down, so I had to buy a GPS to figure out how to get to my job...”
– (submitted by musesrealm)
“It cost me close to a hundred dollars to buy holiday stamps appropriate to every...”
