September 2011
30 posts
Because porn is so accessible and easy to find, masturbation doesn’t last...
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My opinion on immigration was getting so complicated that I couldn’t keep...
According to my feng shui coordinator, I should be sleeping on the floor of my...
I spent six days coming up with the perfect name for my pet bird. I wish my...
None of the leading free social networking sites are exactly to my taste. ...
Since everything I eat and drink will kill me, I’ve defined “healthy...
I’m supposed to identify with the Greek girl in “Common...
I missed the Thursday night comedies last night, and had to wait until this...
I’m ranking my vacation possibilities based on how small the chances are...
Well, with “Don’t Ask Don’t Tell” abolished, I now have...
Sometimes I wish American culture was as insane as Japanese culture.
Hmmm. Which $40 t-shirt will most convey my contempt for consumer culture,...
The number of things I’ve seen on the internet that I wish I could unsee...
I went to the store to buy some gourmand ingredients for my dinner party, but...
I taught myself to hula dance and it turns out I was spelling nothing but...
It turns out the cute girl in my math class who buys her clothes at the thrift...
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I’ve had to create a spreadsheet to keep track of all the stuff I’ve...
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The battery on my cell phone died while I was looking up Human Rights...
I’ve been thinking about getting one of those new cars from India or...
Something something tenth anniversary of 9/11.
