The school was supposed to go to Six Flags tomorrow and I was staying home so that I didn’t have to do school work. The trip is cancelled.
Won a sales campaign at work and was awarded a day off to play golf with my director. Already had the day scheduled off to play golf elsewhere #FirstWorldProblems #FWP
Can’t decide whether to stay oceanfront at an all-inclusive resort or 9 mins away with a group of friends while vacationing in Jamaica! #FirstWorldProblems
The sunlight in my corner office causes glare on my computer screen. I have to close the blinds. #FWP
My Friend Doesn’t Have An iPhone
My friend doesn’t have an iPhone so I couldn’t text him from my macbook
I have no place to put my leftovers from dinner because I have too much food in my fridge.
My 8 year old wants to submit on FWP but left her iPad mini in the van, so now I have to do it.
My girlfriend wants to have sex
My girlfriend wants to have sex but I just jerked off 15 minutes ago.
Uggggh! I just got the iPhone 5s and they just announced the release of the 6 next month! Now I have to go back to Verizon and wait in line again #FML
I hate wearing underwear unless it’s my Tommy John’s…and I get pissed off when I have to wear other underwear because I only do laundry once a month. #FWP #FirstWorldProblems
My Poodle can’t get a haircut today because of the humidity outside…ugh, so annoyed with stupid global warming! #FirstWorldProblems #FWP
Ordered a Tall, but got a Small…I don’t understand! #Starbucks #StarbucksProblems #FWP #FirstWorldProblems
Ugh, how can I sleep when the fountain outside my window is so loud! #FirstWorldProblems #FWP
I can’t decide what Pillow type to get because I sleep in all sorts of different positions. #FirstWorldProblems #FWP
I changed my email password and now I have to re-enter it individually into my desktop mail app, iPad, and iPhone
I’m annoyed that my family only takes vacations to Costa Rica since we bought a house there.
I have too much chips for my dip, but if I open more dip, I’ll have too much dip for my chips.
Wife bought me a Google Chrome Cast, now I have more HDMI devices than I have HDMI inputs.
My Mercedes has heated seats but doesn’t have a heated steering wheel and it was really really cold yesterday.
My dishwasher doesn’t clean my champagne glasses very well because her hands are too big.
My oldest son is watching the 50-inch TV; my youngest son is playing Xbox on the 45-inch TV; and my daughter is watching a Blu-ray on the 40-inch TV; so I have to watch my TV show on the 10-inch iPad.
