Car seat is to warm

20 May , 2015  

The seats in Daddies lexus are to warm because the heated seats are on to high. #FWP

No time for the opera

20 May , 2015  

I live in London but my current work as a consultant takes me to France and Italy every week. I wanted to go to see Don Giovanni at the Royal Opera House in London where I live. I checked the dates and the one day that it was on when I wasn’t working in Italy I was already going to the other major London opera house: the English National Opera. #FWP

Hotel hangers

20 May , 2015  

The hangers at my hotel are staining my shirts #fwp

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Chips and dip disappointment

19 May , 2015  

I have too much dip for my chips. When I buy more chips, I have too many chips for my dip. When I buy more dip, I have too much dip for my chips.

I Learned Too Much!

19 May , 2015  

I accidentally read an extra section of my school textbook, and I learned more than I needed to. #FWP

Iced Starbucks

19 May , 2015  

My Starbucks had too much ice and not enough coffee…. #FWP

Can’t Find My Pants

26 Mar , 2014  

I can’t find my favorite pair of pants. They must be in my closet in my second home.

My pool is cold

25 Mar , 2014  

My Home Owners Association won’t heat the pool enough to use it on windy days.

Heated Seats

25 Mar , 2014  

My Mercedes has heated seats but doesn’t have a heated steering wheel and it was really really cold yesterday.

My Dishwasher

24 Mar , 2014  

My dishwasher doesn’t clean my champagne glasses very well because her hands are too big.

My Kids Are Using All The TVs

24 Mar , 2014  

My oldest son is watching the 50-inch TV; my youngest son is playing Xbox on the 45-inch TV; and my daughter is watching a Blu-ray on the 40-inch TV; so I have to watch my TV show on the 10-inch iPad.

Dropped my iPhone

24 Mar , 2014  

My iPhone fell out of my pocket and cracked my iPad.

Skipped My Favorite Song

24 Mar , 2014  

I accidentally clicked the “thumbs down” button in Pandora instead of “thumbs up” so I skipped one of my favorite songs.