The seats in Daddies lexus are to warm because the heated seats are on to high. #FWP
I live in London but my current work as a consultant takes me to France and Italy every week. I wanted to go to see Don Giovanni at the Royal Opera House in London where I live. I checked the dates and the one day that it was on when I wasn’t working in Italy I was already going to the other major London opera house: the English National Opera. #FWP
I have too much dip for my chips. When I buy more chips, I have too many chips for my dip. When I buy more dip, I have too much dip for my chips.
I accidentally read an extra section of my school textbook, and I learned more than I needed to. #FWP
I can’t find my favorite pair of pants. They must be in my closet in my second home.
My Mercedes has heated seats but doesn’t have a heated steering wheel and it was really really cold yesterday.
My dishwasher doesn’t clean my champagne glasses very well because her hands are too big.
My oldest son is watching the 50-inch TV; my youngest son is playing Xbox on the 45-inch TV; and my daughter is watching a Blu-ray on the 40-inch TV; so I have to watch my TV show on the 10-inch iPad.
I accidentally clicked the “thumbs down” button in Pandora instead of “thumbs up” so I skipped one of my favorite songs.
