It isn’t easy being a privileged citizen of a developed nation. This blog is a catalog of the unending ways it’s lonely at the top. Contact the honkies in charge at info@first-world-problems.com and tell us how you’ve suffered.Tumblr (3.0; @fwps)http://first-world-problems.com/“I have to get dressed so that I don’t look too lazy when I go out to pay the gardener.”<br/><br/> - <em>(submitted by <a href="http://lifetheuniverseandeverythinginit.tumblr.com">lifetheuniverseandeverythinginit</a>)</em>http://first-world-problems.com/post/30871314586http://first-world-problems.com/post/30871314586Tue, 04 Sep 2012 10:14:00 -0500“I cant find the right balance between my fan and my electric blanket.”<br/><br/> - <em>(submitted by <a href="http://connormackenzie.tumblr.com">connormackenzie</a>)</em>http://first-world-problems.com/post/30610478435http://first-world-problems.com/post/30610478435Fri, 31 Aug 2012 17:12:12 -0500“I went to go babysit for an hour and the kids didn’t know what their own wi-fi password was.”<br/><br/> - <em>(submitted by <a href="http://princess-absahail.tumblr.com">princess-absahail</a>)</em>http://first-world-problems.com/post/30440464962http://first-world-problems.com/post/30440464962Wed, 29 Aug 2012 00:56:32 -0500“I type so fast that my expensive fake nails keep hitting the wrong keys.”<br/><br/> - <em>(submitted by <a href="http://krissy-a-s.tumblr.com">krissy-a-s</a>)</em>http://first-world-problems.com/post/30316352737http://first-world-problems.com/post/30316352737Mon, 27 Aug 2012 09:36:38 -0500“The only power socket near my massage chair is “Plasma Display Only”.”<br/><br/> - <em>(submitted by <a href="http://chrmzn.tumblr.com">chrmzn</a>)</em>http://first-world-problems.com/post/29462854037http://first-world-problems.com/post/29462854037Wed, 15 Aug 2012 00:03:12 -0500“I want to enjoy my beer in the garden but the wifi doesn’t work out there.”<br/><br/> - <em>(submitted by loveiseveryone)</em>http://first-world-problems.com/post/29373509338http://first-world-problems.com/post/29373509338Mon, 13 Aug 2012 19:49:16 -0500“I get embarrassed while I watch the maid wash my dirty lacy underwear that require to be handwashed.”<br/><br/> - <em>(submitted by Gece)</em>http://first-world-problems.com/post/27933186017http://first-world-problems.com/post/27933186017Tue, 24 Jul 2012 16:36:06 -0500“Another Asian person set next to me on the bus. Now people probably think he’s my dad.”<br/><br/> - <em>(submitted by <a href="http://iamrebelspy.tumblr.com">iamrebelspy</a>)</em>http://first-world-problems.com/post/27891833192http://first-world-problems.com/post/27891833192Tue, 24 Jul 2012 00:30:48 -0500“I can’t fit a cocktail table in my family room because it blocks the foot rest on my reclining sofa.”<br/><br/> - <em>(submitted by AEF)</em>http://first-world-problems.com/post/27532654128http://first-world-problems.com/post/27532654128Wed, 18 Jul 2012 22:55:21 -0500“It pisses me off when good-looking athletes lose. It adds a somewhat depressing dimension to masturbating to them.”http://first-world-problems.com/post/27385810194http://first-world-problems.com/post/27385810194Mon, 16 Jul 2012 23:22:17 -0500“All that trouble memorizing Seinfeld quotes, for naught!”http://first-world-problems.com/post/27097584619http://first-world-problems.com/post/27097584619Thu, 12 Jul 2012 22:03:26 -0500“The division of labor between my ‘wearing to the club’ t-shirts and my ‘cleaning house/working out’ t-shirts is becoming muddled.”http://first-world-problems.com/post/27031959146http://first-world-problems.com/post/27031959146Wed, 11 Jul 2012 23:55:18 -0500“I’m overscheduled for Comicon.”http://first-world-problems.com/post/26963505846http://first-world-problems.com/post/26963505846Wed, 11 Jul 2012 01:17:52 -0500“I quit segregating the white from the colored laundry as a protest against linguistic ethnocentrism, but now my nice white shirts are all dingy.”<br/><br/> - <em>(submitted by Nate)</em>http://first-world-problems.com/post/26881015494http://first-world-problems.com/post/26881015494Mon, 09 Jul 2012 22:38:47 -0500“I want to start smoking to complete the “Disenfranchised Poet” look that I have been cultivating with my wardrobe. But I hate the smell of smoke, and the e-cigarettes require a USB port to charge and I have none available on my PC.”<br/><br/> - <em>(submitted by <a href="http://wurldkup.tumblr.com">wurldkup</a>)</em>http://first-world-problems.com/post/26469465182http://first-world-problems.com/post/26469465182Tue, 03 Jul 2012 22:56:09 -0500“Every time I download a language learning app in order to be able to order food ‘authentically’ at my favorite ethnic restaurants, the waiter asks me to confirm my order in English.”<br/><br/> - <em>(submitted by <a href="http://archael2.tumblr.com">archael2</a>)</em>http://first-world-problems.com/post/26320741746http://first-world-problems.com/post/26320741746Sun, 01 Jul 2012 22:13:53 -0500“I’m starting to feel the same way about people who drink Gatorade even though they aren’t athletic that athletic people who drink water instead of Gatorade feel about me.”http://first-world-problems.com/post/26188454940http://first-world-problems.com/post/26188454940Fri, 29 Jun 2012 22:44:25 -0500“My iPad 3 doesn’t warm my lap as much as my MacBook Pro.”<br/><br/> - <em>(submitted by <a href="http://snowflakesofdeathmetal.tumblr.com">snowflakesofdeathmetal</a>)</em>http://first-world-problems.com/post/26114530516http://first-world-problems.com/post/26114530516Thu, 28 Jun 2012 21:29:24 -0500“My scent coordinator and my clutter specialist have clashing philosophies.”http://first-world-problems.com/post/26042846270http://first-world-problems.com/post/26042846270Wed, 27 Jun 2012 21:16:37 -0500“My au pair and my gardener are socializing too much. What should I do?”<br/><br/> - <em>(submitted by <a href="http://jerseygirl09.tumblr.com">jerseygirl09</a>)</em>http://first-world-problems.com/post/25970020314http://first-world-problems.com/post/25970020314Tue, 26 Jun 2012 20:54:40 -0500